Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour

:iconislanddreams: More from IslandDreams

More from deviantART


Submitted on
November 4, 2012
File Size
1.2 KB


2,462 (1 today)
96 (who?)

You pushed open the door to Germany's house. “Guten Tag, bros!” You greeted, slamming the door behind you. You were immediately forced into a hug by Italy. “Ciao, bella!” He smiled.
“Hey, Pasta.”
Italy pulled out of the hug and looked at you curiously. “Pasta? Where?”
You laughed. “I meant, you, Italy.”
“Why you call me pasta?”
“Because, as they say, you are what you eat.” You answered.
“Oh, well that makes sense. I LOVE pasta! In fact...” Italy skipped off into the kitchen at the same time Prussia was coming out.
“So you are what you eat, huh?” He smirked, pulling his arm around your waist. “Funny, I don't ever remember eating a sexy beast.”
You rolled her eyes. “Whatever, Gil. Wanna hang out today?”
“You had me at blowjob.”
“Wha...? But I didn't...”
Prussia put a finger over your mouth, silencing you. “Shhh. Don't speak.”
This was another request from my sister. Just for the "sexy beast" line. The rest was all my idea. Thank you iFunny.
Hetalia © :iconhimaruyaplz:
Story © :iconislanddreams:
You © :iconyayprussiaplz:
Everyone Else © :iconyayrussiaplz:
Add a Comment:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah, unless you want a PERMANENT red teeth-shaped tattoo, I suggest you get that away from my mouth Gil.
koolkatkaty Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Student
were u on crack?
kiyorihiroshi1234 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
yup you had me at blowjob! XD
Alonzy1234 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
 can just imagine this so perfectly, wow Gilbert XD
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013
Wow Prussia XD lmao
TuRtLeIcEcReAm Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013   General Artist
You had me at blowjob..
Anastasia-Frost Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013

the shhhh part is like my friend when I am crazy

IslandDreams Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
It's always funny to do that
Anastasia-Frost Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
yeah like one time I was eating a dnut and she was like "DUDEYOULOVEYAOI"(no I dont) I was like "WHAT?!?!?!" and then she was like "shhhhshhh it's okay..."
IslandDreams Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
I would've loved to see that
One time I was at school and I was telling watching Hetalia on my phone and a friend showed up and took my headphones out. She doesn't watch Hetalia and when the first thing she heard was "Japan digs my sexy cat ears" from Greece she was so confused and like "Wh-what the-" Me:"Shhshshshhhhh. Just don't even worry about it." Her face was priceless.
Add a Comment: