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You pushed open the door to Germany's house. “Guten Tag, bros!” You greeted, slamming the door behind you. You were immediately forced into a hug by Italy. “Ciao, bella!” He smiled.
“Hey, Pasta.”
Italy pulled out of the hug and looked at you curiously. “Pasta? Where?”
You laughed. “I meant, you, Italy.”
“Why you call me pasta?”
“Because, as they say, you are what you eat.” You answered.
“Oh, well that makes sense. I LOVE pasta! In fact...” Italy skipped off into the kitchen at the same time Prussia was coming out.
“So you are what you eat, huh?” He smirked, pulling his arm around your waist. “Funny, I don't ever remember eating a sexy beast.”
You rolled her eyes. “Whatever, Gil. Wanna hang out today?”
“You had me at blowjob.”
“Wha...? But I didn't...”
Prussia put a finger over your mouth, silencing you. “Shhh. Don't speak.”
:iconislanddreams:
This was another request from my sister. Just for the "sexy beast" line. The rest was all my idea. Thank you iFunny.
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*WaterdragonTonx94 Mar 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Prussia and his concept of romance
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:iconislanddreams:
At least he tried
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:iconwaterdragontonx94:
*WaterdragonTonx94 Mar 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
yup
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:icontorini-fettuccini:
...................................................................................PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HA! XD <3
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:iconfrostedcranberries:
... So does that mean I'm getting a blowjob with Prussia? :iconwthplz: In the bathroom perhaps?



:iconmegustaplz: *Is shot*
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:iconturquoisepandaaru:
uh.........uh..........uh..........WHAT!!!!!!????
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~thatonecrazyperson Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"you had me at blowjob" DEAR LORD, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
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:iconislanddreams:
I just had to add that in
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~thatonecrazyperson Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, It was absolutely HILARIOUS!
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